Monstrosi-Tee #103 Unisex Shirt
Monstrosi-Tee #103 Unisex Shirt
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If you find yourself taking a walk in the woods and hear a chattering banter...run! When #103 gets close enough, it will not only tear you apart with its razor-like talons, your hold on sanity will be destroyed as well. While not outwardly aggressive, this Monstrosity is extremely territorial.
When near, the banter of its three heads soon turns to internal whispers as its minds connect to your own. This connection is not often suggestive due to the different agendas of the creature. Its trio of heads do not agree on much outside of what they find a threat. When bound to its prey they will typically pull a psyche into three, causing extreme disorientation. Any person or thing within its dominion is subject to having their mind and body obliterated.
This Monstrosity will bury its prey for weeks before coming back to ingest their decomposing corpses.
This Monstrosi-Tee is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
NOT ALL SIZES ARE AVAILABLE IN ALL COLORS. If your selection is grayed out, try choosing a different color or size within the menu.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
When near, the banter of its three heads soon turns to internal whispers as its minds connect to your own. This connection is not often suggestive due to the different agendas of the creature. Its trio of heads do not agree on much outside of what they find a threat. When bound to its prey they will typically pull a psyche into three, causing extreme disorientation. Any person or thing within its dominion is subject to having their mind and body obliterated.
This Monstrosity will bury its prey for weeks before coming back to ingest their decomposing corpses.
This Monstrosi-Tee is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
NOT ALL SIZES ARE AVAILABLE IN ALL COLORS. If your selection is grayed out, try choosing a different color or size within the menu.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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